I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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