yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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