"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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