You're completely useless in the revolution.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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