If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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