you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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