No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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