id be glad to
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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