Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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