Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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