Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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