How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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