So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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