i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We left the knife in your bed.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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