did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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