we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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