im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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