Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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