I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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