There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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