i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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