super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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