I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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