There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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