what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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