About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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