he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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