im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
