Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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