Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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