Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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