Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
