i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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