i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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