the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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