I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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