There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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