I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
How's work?
Spinning.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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