Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Drake has all the answers
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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