that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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