She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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