She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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