Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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