Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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