It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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