i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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