We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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