Sponge bath it is.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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