HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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