i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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