Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I've blown a few things in my day
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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