u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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