I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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