You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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