I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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