My nipple is on Facebook.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
